i just finished the first 2 seasons of skins.

not going to watch the others because I remember how much i hate the characters in seasons 3 and 4.

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

Girl walks by guy and he gets hard
Girl: Boys are so weak, just walking by gets your dicks hard
Guy: Bitch I was thinking about Metal Gear Solid V so unless you can provide me with Tactical Espionage Action in 1080p at 60fps get that bullshit away from me

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

animedisliker:

i’m just a fuckboy nobody loves me

he’s just a fuckboy, from a fuckfamily